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No
matter what, do not put this sandwich in your pocket. You'll
get all messy, your drivers license will smell like roasted
onion and frankly, people will stare. They don't understand.
They're mean, they are. I mean, who amongst us hasn't misunderstood
instructions and put a sandwich in their pockets! I thought
you'd understand. Thanks so much.
The only
problem with this offering from Amy is that the crust is thick.
Thick like a hefty leather belt. And about as tough. The filling
rocks though. It's full of onions and peppers and mushrooms
and a savory sauce. If you can get through the crust, which
is really unlike Amy, then you'll receive a nice reward for
your efforts.
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idiot
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it has... |
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| 1
Idiot |
Buy
it if you want. Don't yell at us when your lips
fall off and your dog pees on your leg. |
| 2
Idiots |
Beats
truck stop swill, but not by much. |
| 3
Idiots |
Eat
it already. It's not gonna kill ya. |
| 4
Idiots |
More
fun than a pack of Swedish chefs on a sugar high.
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| 5
Idiots |
Drop
what you're doing and partake of this item. The
wisdom of the world will be yours. Nirvana at last.
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