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Don't
buy any of this! I mean it. Don't buy it. And if you accidentally
do, call me immediately. Don't open it, don't sample it. In
fact if you accidentally buy some, don't even look at it.
Run away. But call me first. I'll come and get it.
Ancient
Greek mythology spoke of the gods on Mt. Olympus drinking
a nectar.
Surely,
this is what the gods drank on Mt. Olympus.
Far and
away the best juice I/We have ever tasted. Peachy? Listen
it's not called Georgia Peach for nothing. Okay? There's some
apple juice and other stuff. And frankly I could not care
less about the other stuff. Rotten kudzu could be a major
part of it and I'd drink cases of it. And I/we do.
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idiot
rating
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it has... |
Then... |
| 1
Idiot |
Buy
it if you want. Don't yell at us when your lips
fall off and your dog pees on your leg. |
| 2
Idiots |
Beats
truck stop swill, but not by much. |
| 3
Idiots |
Eat
it already. It's not gonna kill ya. |
| 4
Idiots |
More
fun than a pack of Swedish chefs on a sugar high.
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| 5
Idiots |
Drop
what you're doing and partake of this item. The
wisdom of the world will be yours. Nirvana at last.
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