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I
feel like I'm writing one of those ads in the back of the
alternative weekly newspapers.
"Wanted,
someone to love Big Buddy. Must like creamy, sweetness. Hard
chocolate lover an added bonus. Must love to bite me and enjoy
my creamy goodness. If you're looking for that "alternative
product" taste, look elsewhere. This Big Buddy doesn't
have that baggage. Willing to travel short distances before
I melt in front of you. Let's get together and see if you
don't enjoy eating me like I think you will."
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idiot
rating
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it has... |
Then... |
| 1
Idiot |
Buy
it if you want. Don't yell at us when your lips
fall off and your dog pees on your leg. |
| 2
Idiots |
Beats
truck stop swill, but not by much. |
| 3
Idiots |
Eat
it already. It's not gonna kill ya. |
| 4
Idiots |
More
fun than a pack of Swedish chefs on a sugar high.
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| 5
Idiots |
Drop
what you're doing and partake of this item. The
wisdom of the world will be yours. Nirvana at last.
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