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Were
this coffee a movie, the fat guy would tell us that it had
the body of a Fellini work with the darkness of Kubrick. He
would tell us that it was as inspiring as "The Battleship
Potemkin" in it's depth of flavor and robust follow through.
After a snack break, the we would find out that it was as
smooth as Sean Connery playing James Bond.
The skinny
guy would tell him to shut up because he was a complete moron.
They would have a big hissy fight and the fat guy would get
all upset because his Good and Plenty spilled all over.
Since
it's not a movie, we'll just say this coffee rocks!
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idiot
rating
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| If
it has... |
Then... |
| 1
Idiot |
Buy
it if you want. Don't yell at us when your lips
fall off and your dog pees on your leg. |
| 2
Idiots |
Beats
truck stop swill, but not by much. |
| 3
Idiots |
Eat
it already. It's not gonna kill ya. |
| 4
Idiots |
More
fun than a pack of Swedish chefs on a sugar high.
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| 5
Idiots |
Drop
what you're doing and partake of this item. The
wisdom of the world will be yours. Nirvana at last.
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