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I
was born in a poor third world country. We had a sock for
a roof and would just trade the rags we had as clothing with
each other for something new. Usually we just ate dirt, although
if we were lucky, we had a bug or two to go with it. One time
a salesman came to our sock. A bread salesman. Of course we
were too poor to purchase anything so we captured him, sold
him to the medical lab for a test subject and used the two
dollars to buy some raisins. We liked raisins in our little
hovel. For a special treat we took some of the salesmans bread
stuffed a few raisins in it and sprinkled it with dirt that
had a faint taste of cinnamon. That's rustic for you.
This bread
is a great breakfast treat, snack treat or I guess you could
trade it for socks if you need a nice hovel. Very good for
toast, french toast and whatever else you might use something
like this for. Careful, it gets stale fairly quickly.
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| 1
Idiot |
Buy
it if you want. Don't yell at us when your lips
fall off and your dog pees on your leg. |
| 2
Idiots |
Beats
truck stop swill, but not by much. |
| 3
Idiots |
Eat
it already. It's not gonna kill ya. |
| 4
Idiots |
More
fun than a pack of Swedish chefs on a sugar high.
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| 5
Idiots |
Drop
what you're doing and partake of this item. The
wisdom of the world will be yours. Nirvana at last.
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