Dude, like, this cereal is totally bitchin. Me and some buds were catching some tasty waves just, I don't know, like last week or something. It was totally early, like 10 or 11 in the morning. I wasn't even really awake yet. So anyway, I'm like totally jonesing for some food, but, like I was totally busted. Bummer.

So like, we went to this dude's house and he had some of this cereal stuff. I'm all, like, "yo man, hep me to some of this." And he's all like, "no way man, my mom'll totally go nuts dude." So, we totally had to throw down almost. I thought I was gonna, like, have to open up a can of whupass on him. But then, he remembered that he owed me for some gnarly stuff I let him have last week. So he's like, "cool dude, have some." Dude, we chowed! I'm like, "dude, this stuff is awesome"! And he's all like, "ya man, my mom buys it from some hippie food buying club or something."

So anyway, like this stuff totally reminds me of that other cereal with the song that won't get out of my noggin. You totally have to know what I mean. You do right? So, yeah, it's like, all grahamy and stuff. It's righteously sweet, without being, like bogusly sweet. Bitchin' just out and out bitchin dude.

Oh yeah, one other thing that's like, kinda bogus. You know that oatmeal stuff, with, like the religious guy. A quacker or whatever. No...a quaker. That's it. Well, they're like this totally huge company. I mean, they like, have a billion dollars or something. Totally. So, anyway, you think you're buying some totally cool stuff. Like from some cool small company, right? Well, my compadre, you just totally could not be more wrong. The quaker company owns this company. Bogus? Like, for sure dude. I mean, like, how's a person, who's like, all trying to be cool and buy cool stuff, from cool companies and stuff, like supposed to maintain? Dude, I'm wiggin.

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