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Someone
had to invent these things. Wonder what it was that made them
do it? "Hey Roy, I know we've been hiking for three days
here in the wilderness and I think we'll be okay hanging by
our shoestrings on this rock cliff face about, what?, a mile
off the ground? But you know what I'd really like Roy? I'd
sure go for a bowl of cereal right now." Maybe Roy was
a food chemist or inventor. So he poured some cereal in a
bowl, mixed some good natural chemicals in it and dried the
bejesus out of it. After he and his talkative buddy got down
off the cliff of course.
Consider
the Luna Bar. A fine snack for whenever you need something
like a cereal bar. Handy for a quick meal on the go, easy
to throw in your backpack on that hike up the cliff face or
in the kids lunch as a treat. These bars have a very thin
icing that gives a little soy taste, but not much. Overall
better than a poke in the eye.
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idiot
rating
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it has... |
Then... |
| 1
Idiot |
Buy
it if you want. Don't yell at us when your lips
fall off and your dog pees on your leg. |
| 2
Idiots |
Beats
truck stop swill, but not by much. |
| 3
Idiots |
Eat
it already. It's not gonna kill ya. |
| 4
Idiots |
More
fun than a pack of Swedish chefs on a sugar high.
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| 5
Idiots |
Drop
what you're doing and partake of this item. The
wisdom of the world will be yours. Nirvana at last.
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