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I
was in a bar once....no make that a store, yeah I was in a
store once and me and the other um...shoppers were discussing
food. All was well and spiritied until the licorice option
raised it's ugly head. It seems that licorice has caused at
least a third of the wars, 7/8ths of the divorces and several
cases of a nasty rash on the bum. So to in this case as the
"shoppers" that I was with got into a rolling discussion
that involved the use of fists for exclamation points, eye
gouges for adjectives and parental bad mouthing as a general
rule. Also several bounce..um...store...clerks who helped
our little discussion group find it's way outside.
Point
here is that with licorice you either love it or hate it.
Especially the black version. Everyone likes the red flavor.
Whatever that flavor might be described as. Not so with the
black. We
love the black. Or at least this stuff. Chewy, fresh and turns
your tongue and teeth blacker than my poor cold heart.
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idiot
rating
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it has... |
Then... |
| 1
Idiot |
Buy
it if you want. Don't yell at us when your lips
fall off and your dog pees on your leg. |
| 2
Idiots |
Beats
truck stop swill, but not by much. |
| 3
Idiots |
Eat
it already. It's not gonna kill ya. |
| 4
Idiots |
More
fun than a pack of Swedish chefs on a sugar high.
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| 5
Idiots |
Drop
what you're doing and partake of this item. The
wisdom of the world will be yours. Nirvana at last.
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