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Just the other day, when I was having my fried egg, mayo and
mashed potato sandwich, I thought "something's missing
here, or maybe something's too spicy." Looking at my
creation of whiteness, I noticed that indeed something was
too spicy. I wasn't using the right white bread. Jumping like
I was dancing to my Kenny G disc, I put on my best boat shoes,
hopped in my Cavalier and hot footed it to the Hy-Vee. I bought
some of this bread. Let me tell you something mister. I am
in white bread heaven. I put on Kenny G and then listened
to a little Barry Manilow and just enjoyed the day. White
bread, that's me!
Serioulsy
though, this is really, really good bread. Sweet, fresh, tasty,
tender. Makes great toast as it's a little thicker than the
average bread. Holds lots of butter and apricot jelly.
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| 1
Idiot |
Buy
it if you want. Don't yell at us when your lips
fall off and your dog pees on your leg. |
| 2
Idiots |
Beats
truck stop swill, but not by much. |
| 3
Idiots |
Eat
it already. It's not gonna kill ya. |
| 4
Idiots |
More
fun than a pack of Swedish chefs on a sugar high.
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| 5
Idiots |
Drop
what you're doing and partake of this item. The
wisdom of the world will be yours. Nirvana at last.
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