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Or as
Dan Quayle would say, potatoe.
Since
we're on the subject of vice presidents, Al Gore said he was
or would have been the Nature president. So, I'm assuming
that he would like these chips. Perhaps he and Tipper sit
around with a nice glass of Tennessee sippin' whiskey and
decide what his look is for the next week. Then, after a little
more sippin, they get out all the rap albums that Tipper wanted
to ban and talk about their homeys. Al says, "Yo Tbone,
where d chips at yo? They was the shiznat, now." To which
she lovingly replies, "True dat Aone. True dat. Dey was
DA BOMB!" At which point she dashes off to the kitchen
to fetch a bag of Seasons delicious chips.
Unlike
some chips you buy at the supermarket, these chips are not
too greasy or salty. They're thicker than your average chip,
but not offensively so. I would imagine that they hold up
well to dips, but we haven't tried them as a dip holder yet.
They don't last long enough.
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Then... |
| 1
Idiot |
Buy
it if you want. Don't yell at us when your lips
fall off and your dog pees on your leg. |
| 2
Idiots |
Beats
truck stop swill, but not by much. |
| 3
Idiots |
Eat
it already. It's not gonna kill ya. |
| 4
Idiots |
More
fun than a pack of Swedish chefs on a sugar high.
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| 5
Idiots |
Drop
what you're doing and partake of this item. The
wisdom of the world will be yours. Nirvana at last.
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