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Hey,
here's a news flash for ya. I'm a freak. That's right, A
stone cold freak. Know why? I don't like chocolate. I don't
hate it like say, I hate having my eyebrows set on fire, but
I don't slobber all over myself to have chocolate if I"m
stressed or having a bad hair day.
That being
said, I don't mind these. If you are a choco freak and don't
want to go to the Trembling Meadows reahab center, then try
these. Chocolate free, they still have the taste that all
junkies crave. The toasted almonds a richness and crunchiness.
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Idiot |
Buy
it if you want. Don't yell at us when your lips
fall off and your dog pees on your leg. |
| 2
Idiots |
Beats
truck stop swill, but not by much. |
| 3
Idiots |
Eat
it already. It's not gonna kill ya. |
| 4
Idiots |
More
fun than a pack of Swedish chefs on a sugar high.
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| 5
Idiots |
Drop
what you're doing and partake of this item. The
wisdom of the world will be yours. Nirvana at last.
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